We are looking for a web designer

“Can you just write something which basically says that we want someone who is super retarded and just likes making super pretty websites for fun… like someone who’s special interest is web design… you know? I feel like I kind of missed a trick because I spent so long perfecting my 10 step skincare routine that I forgot how to talk to people so I’m kind of hikkikimori mode again and I want to make a website to talk to my friends. Sorry, I’m talking too much again. Could you just ask them really nicely if they want to be my friend?”

What do you think of standards compliant HTML?

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” - discuss

Do you have a few minutes to talk about God?

Every day I spend on the internet

The internet is the real world

The internet is realer than the real world

The only reason society exists is so that we can go online together

Glowies are welcome

If you glow I wanna know your skincare routine

If you work for a government agency I want to give you a kiss

If you know how to make websites I love you

If you know how to make beautiful websites I love you infinity

Do you love me infinity?

Is beauty objective?

Have you ever been mogged?

Have you ever been outside?

What colour is the grass outside?

Do you like pretty colours?

What colour is your favourite number?

What does BRG stand for?

What is the meaning of “Lily moon sunflower sun”?

Do you love making websites?

Do you love making beautiful websites?

When did you last make a beautiful website?

Is your website beautiful?

I mean it doesn’t need to be too specific, as long as someone can create a good looking interactive website using html, css, JavaScript etc Will include moving elements, music, and some novel menu interface as either a gameboy or psp or some other similar device